[ He has yet to meet anyone who is not at least confused into better behavior for having a cat thrust into their arms. He may meet that person some day, but like the absolute fondness Wash clearly has for the kitten -- they'll be on the outside of the curve.

Just in the other direction. ]

There's none of it where I come from, either. I've been here long enough that it's stopped making me twitch. When did you arrive?