Agent Fucking Washington cannot come to the phone right now. Please leave a message after this beep, or proceed to go fuck yourself.
BEEP.
[ Yes this entire thing is text. There is no audible beep. Look, Wash knew what kind of person he was handing this task to! ]
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Agent Fucking Washington cannot come to the phone right now. Please leave a message after this beep, or proceed to go fuck yourself.
BEEP.
[ Yes this entire thing is text. There is no audible beep. Look, Wash knew what kind of person he was handing this task to! ]