[ eddie's starting to think that this guy's main kink is slamming right back into getting someone hard again asap after they've come. because that is, of course, what happens as his path takes him back to his house. it's becoming quite a routine, strain in his jeans mostly from how sensitive his cock is after he'd furiously jerked off. there's no version of ache that's going to stop him from thinking about having that cock, seared into his mind at this point after looking at that single picture so many times, filling up his ass. ]
Yeah. No problem at all doing that.
[ shit though, this question takes him back to their first series of texts. when he'd cockily made some very vague, basic guesses to how he might be able to sniff him out. his instincts have been off, clearly, and he rolls his eyes at this man stating the goddamn fucking obvious.
but.
he wants to answer, taking a couple of minutes to contemplate. ]
Oh, I don't know. Fucking clearly. Maybe someone who's body language screams that they just love long walks on the beach?
Or maybe pina coladas? Getting caught in the rain?
[ expecting everyone to be familiar with all of the songs he knows, silly goose. he doesn't cease typing though, knowing the answers are cheeky, that they're not what's been asked for, so the dots are still poppin' as he types. ]
Someone who's alone. There before the show starts. Giving me plenty of time to make these guesses. Probably hot. Physically looks strong. Quiet. Unassuming.
That's probably why I'm shitty at this. I get distracted easy.
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Yeah. No problem at all doing that.
[ shit though, this question takes him back to their first series of texts. when he'd cockily made some very vague, basic guesses to how he might be able to sniff him out. his instincts have been off, clearly, and he rolls his eyes at this man stating the goddamn fucking obvious.
but.
he wants to answer, taking a couple of minutes to contemplate. ]
Oh, I don't know. Fucking clearly.
Maybe someone who's body language screams that they just love long walks on the beach?
Or maybe pina coladas?
Getting caught in the rain?
[ expecting everyone to be familiar with all of the songs he knows, silly goose. he doesn't cease typing though, knowing the answers are cheeky, that they're not what's been asked for, so the dots are still poppin' as he types. ]
Someone who's alone. There before the show starts. Giving me plenty of time to make these guesses. Probably hot. Physically looks strong. Quiet. Unassuming.
That's probably why I'm shitty at this. I get distracted easy.
[ by louder, fellow boisterous people. ]