duplicity inbox

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placeholder content up here until rocket gets his shit together

expect nsfw.

Comments

[unlawful]

kinda offended
i think you're confusing me w locus

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If Locus was your bar for considering yourself an optimist, your calibration might be a little off.

[unlawful]

he preferred the term realist but lbr they mean the same thing
meanwhile i've always been a ray of optimistic sunshine

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[ it is weird to be talking to felix about locus. ]

Again, by comparison. Don't know if your insufferable narcissism is the same thing as optimism.

[unlawful]

insufferable narcissism? ouch
most ppl find it kinda charming

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You manage to be both.

[unlawful]

( huh. )

you sure you're not gonna miss me when i'm gone?

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I will treasure the last of our days together.

[unlawful]

so that's a big fat no on the weapons i take it

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[ once more, with feeling:

S I G H . ]

I'll take care of it.

[unlawful]

what

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What?

[unlawful]

i said what first dumbass

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Dumb bitch says what, and all that.

I said I'd take care of it.

[unlawful]

don't get cute w me asshole
are you serious?

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That hard to believe?

[unlawful]

( yes, wash. it is. )

you gotta have some kind of angle

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[ his angle is simply that felix is fucking dangerous whether or not he has a few knives, and anything he can do to keep an eye on him or even slightly rein him in is valuable. ]

Do I?

Maybe I just thought your reaction would be funny.

[ he does find it kind of amusing ngl ]