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text: username: whattheel

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Don't you have a first name?

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Probably.

Why?

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Because whoever's writing your mail doesn't seem to think so. Washington, that's all any of them say.

Is it George? I wouldn't fucking use George either.

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If there's a reason you're looking at my mail, you should probably tell me.

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It was delivered to me.

[Read: he happened to be in the hallway and accepted it.]

what do your friends call you?

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Wash is fine.

If you've been taking my mail, least you can do is tell me your name, too.

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Is that what you say to the postman, too?

It's Ellery.