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placeholder content up here until rocket gets his shit together

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And do you actually think that's going to work?

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don't know
you tell me

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I would've tried earlier, at least.

[ because surely, there are a ton of reasons as to why buying felix more weapons is a bad idea, but it is a slightly worse idea when their contract is right on the verge of ending. ]

[unlawful]

tbh didn't think of it at the time
i was a little preoccupied w a myriad of other bullshit

( like dying and coming back only to find out that he's been contracted to wash, for instance. )

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[ yeah that's fair. ]

Just seems kind of optimistic.

[unlawful]

do i not strike you as a perpetually optimistic person?

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Plenty of words I'd use to describe you, but eternal optimist isn't that high up on the list.

[unlawful]

kinda offended
i think you're confusing me w locus

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If Locus was your bar for considering yourself an optimist, your calibration might be a little off.

[unlawful]

he preferred the term realist but lbr they mean the same thing
meanwhile i've always been a ray of optimistic sunshine

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[ it is weird to be talking to felix about locus. ]

Again, by comparison. Don't know if your insufferable narcissism is the same thing as optimism.

[unlawful]

insufferable narcissism? ouch
most ppl find it kinda charming

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You manage to be both.

[unlawful]

( huh. )

you sure you're not gonna miss me when i'm gone?

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I will treasure the last of our days together.

[unlawful]

so that's a big fat no on the weapons i take it

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[ once more, with feeling:

S I G H . ]

I'll take care of it.

[unlawful]

what

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What?

[unlawful]

i said what first dumbass

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Dumb bitch says what, and all that.

I said I'd take care of it.

[unlawful]

don't get cute w me asshole
are you serious?

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That hard to believe?

[unlawful]

( yes, wash. it is. )

you gotta have some kind of angle

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[ his angle is simply that felix is fucking dangerous whether or not he has a few knives, and anything he can do to keep an eye on him or even slightly rein him in is valuable. ]

Do I?

Maybe I just thought your reaction would be funny.

[ he does find it kind of amusing ngl ]