[ The 'buddy' may be a last second addition to make sure it doesn't sound serious. Help her. She's going to bury her face in the nearest soft object and suffer. ]
[ he totally heard that. his slight laugh in response is unfortunately or fortunately for south far too soft for her to hear. ]
Glitch in the system or something I guess. We spend enough time with each other and have a similar background, maybe that's why it thinks we might be compatible.
And you know. I'm assuming that's shit we're both into.
[ Thanks she hates it. Like okay she asked but also: did you have to answer. Did you, Washington. ]
you’re the worst
like the literal worst
and i hate that you’re fucking right what the fuck there are things a person does not need to know my dude
[ Please do not make her accept that she might’ve been into him if he was a woman. It’s weird! She can’t blame him being a friend or other Freelancer because well, she did more than talk about sex with Carolina so that’s clearly not it, but it’s still weird. ]
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[ In rapid succession: ]
MEET SOUTH, YOU TWO SHOULD TALK ABOUT SHIBARI!
MEET SOUTH, YOU TWO SHOULD TALK ABOUT BRAT TAMING!
MEET SOUTH, YOU TWO SHOULD TALK ABOUT HATE SEX!
[ South is going to fucking die, because clearly this system hates her specifically. ]
l m a o
Cool.
Which one first?
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wash buddy i will shoot you again so help me god
[ The 'buddy' may be a last second addition to make sure it doesn't sound serious. Help her. She's going to bury her face in the nearest soft object and suffer. ]
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[ hes not thrilled about the messages either, but south is significantly more bothered than he is, and so. ]
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[ If he's across the hall and listens REAL REAL HARD he might hear a 'oh my GOD' that's far too loud, really. ]
i hate you jsyk
[ She doesn't and that's weird too still but much less than this. ]
do i even like want to think for a second about how the fuck they chose those
[ She already is. She hates it. ]
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Glitch in the system or something I guess. We spend enough time with each other and have a similar background, maybe that's why it thinks we might be compatible.
And you know. I'm assuming that's shit we're both into.
[ lmao ]
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[ Thanks she hates it. Like okay she asked but also: did you have to answer. Did you, Washington. ]
you’re the worst
like the literal worst
and i hate that you’re fucking right what the fuck there are things a person does not need to know my dude
[ Please do not make her accept that she might’ve been into him if he was a woman. It’s weird! She can’t blame him being a friend or other Freelancer because well, she did more than talk about sex with Carolina so that’s clearly not it, but it’s still weird. ]