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[hackeo]

TACO SPACE HUT (′ꈍᗜꈍ‵)🌮

[ Good enough for her! ]

she's banning me from sleeping with ppl from mars bc of the mars mother who i'm pretty sure is made up but also u have aliens and weird shit so idk!!!!!
space sounds weird no wonder monkeys and giant hamsters live there

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Ah yeah, the Mars Mother. Things get pretty weird around Sol from what I know.

I don't think monkeys and giant hamsters made it out to where I lived.

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[hackeo]

uh huh

[ SQUINTS... ]

w/e!!!
anyway idk maybe it's just the moon 😩
that's where the monkey scientist and stupid mech hamster dez thinks is SOOOOOOoooo great are from

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Like, species that look kind of like monkeys and hamsters?

Or actual monkeys and hamsters.

[hackeo]

actual monkey scientist with a lightning gun + actual hamster in a big mech ball i'm p sure he built in the wasteland

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Is this a human sized big mech ball or a hamster-sized big mech ball.

[hackeo]

uuuuhhh i mean it's bigger than me so ig it's human sized???
the mech not the hamster
the hamster is a little bigger than arturito and WAY less cute

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I can tell you that we definitely don't get hamsters in human-sized mech balls in space.

[ hes not even going to ask about the actual monkey scientist. ]

[hackeo]

i mean he built the stupid mech ball in the australian wasteland after he left the moon so TECHNICALLY neither do we
we get hamsters in human-sized mech balls in australia