i mean i'd like to know that u actually sorted ur fucking contract shit out and aren't just fuckin evading the law to bring doritos to the edge of the fuckin city so depends did u contract a boytoy
No. But I did get a contract. Just someone who wants out of the Down. He's staying with me and we mostly keep out of each other's way. Kind of an insomniac too, though.
I'm just going to remind you that if you do want to keep giving me shit about my boytoys I can and will just start talking to you about them in detail.
[ and he's pretty sure south would feel worse hearing about them than he would talking about 'em! ]
Ragging on your type doesn't actually discourage you from anything, that's just us having fun. This is me actually discouraging you from something.
[ except not really, because he'd just tell her no and know she would listen if it really did mean anything to him. he's still just playing, and having some fun of his own at her expense, since she's so much more squeamish about this than he tends to be. ]
I'm picking up doritos as a part of an actual test to check if your girlfriend is in a coma, we left normal behind a bit ago.
technically, sombra started it by nosing on said boys
[ That is not how that works. ]
yknow i didn't but i am not fuckin surprised like does she not think we can find the fucking taco place that we've been to fuck knows how many times on our own????
And then you started it again by bringing it up with me. Its what you get.
I can literally tell you the exact address of any taco place we've been to in the past year. Which is many of them. But I think Sombra just likes having a taco finder that isn't my brain.
[ perfect memory, likes learning shit to occupy his brain, likes to do things with his hands. it however, used to living off of rations, so its not like he makes anything fancy for himself past his protein shakes and whatever else he might need to maintain his bulk, but he's an entirely capable and functional cook, surprise. much like he can braid hair, embroider, and a bunch of random assorted skills. ]
How do you think Felix actually got decent food in him when he was all fucked up. Not that he'd actually eat anything I would give him, it was mostly a matter of having strategic leftovers so that he could eat them while feeling like he was stealing them from me.
[ felix sure was interesting for wash to learn to manage. ]
I'll be a while more. Just taking a detour to pick up some things. If she's in one of those city-sleeps I can crash at your place for a while and help you watch out for her, and in that time maybe you can learn how to make a taco.
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no yeah that's the perfect test lbr
only being comatose can keep her frm her snacks
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Do you want to talk about my boytoys?
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evading the law
to bring doritos to the edge of the fuckin city
so depends did u contract a boytoy
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I'm just going to remind you that if you do want to keep giving me shit about my boytoys I can and will just start talking to you about them in detail.
[ and he's pretty sure south would feel worse hearing about them than he would talking about 'em! ]
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b ready for sombra to whine u didn't pick ~the spider~ or one of the boys whenever she wakes up
okay look
who said i was giving u shit!!
[ You did, South. With your fingers and words. ]
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Point still stands.
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okay okay FINE no i dont wanna hear more abt them than necessary
get me back by ragging on My type like a normal person
not that we're normal ppl tbf
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[ except not really, because he'd just tell her no and know she would listen if it really did mean anything to him. he's still just playing, and having some fun of his own at her expense, since she's so much more squeamish about this than he tends to be. ]
I'm picking up doritos as a part of an actual test to check if your girlfriend is in a coma, we left normal behind a bit ago.
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such threats against my delicate sensibilities
[ Says the woman who called them twinkied twinks like five minutes ago. ]
i mean when u put it like that
then yeah we sound fucking insane
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I'm also riding in on my bike which does look ridiculous any time I start it up. Did you know she put a taco finder in here, too?
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by nosing on said boys
[ That is not how that works. ]
yknow i didn't but i am not fuckin surprised
like does she not think we can find the fucking taco place
that we've been to fuck knows how many times
on our own????
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I can literally tell you the exact address of any taco place we've been to in the past year. Which is many of them. But I think Sombra just likes having a taco finder that isn't my brain.
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she has so many ways to find tacos she is like at all times connected to the internet
she just likes adding this shit bc she can lbr
esp to ur shit
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She definitely does. And we can always just make her some tacos.
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oh don't you dare
okay u say that but in what world can i actually cook bc i don't think its this one
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Did you want to learn, sometime?
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wait do you actually know how to cook
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[ perfect memory, likes learning shit to occupy his brain, likes to do things with his hands. it however, used to living off of rations, so its not like he makes anything fancy for himself past his protein shakes and whatever else he might need to maintain his bulk, but he's an entirely capable and functional cook, surprise. much like he can braid hair, embroider, and a bunch of random assorted skills. ]
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idk maybe i shouldnt be surprised but also:
what the fuck
ducky like
tried to teach me some
and like she sort of did enough for me to not eat takeout ALL THE TIME but
i didnt pick up that much
so yeah maybe
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[ felix sure was interesting for wash to learn to manage. ]
Do you two even have groceries in your place?
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we have groceries!!
like
some anyway
[ Mostly snacks. Some fruit. Energy drinks. Stuff she can shove in the microwave. ]
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I'll be a while more. Just taking a detour to pick up some things. If she's in one of those city-sleeps I can crash at your place for a while and help you watch out for her, and in that time maybe you can learn how to make a taco.
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[ You know it's a good sign when you're breaking out the 'okay, technically...' vibes. ]
anyway yeah sure maybe i can learn how to make a taco
and when i burn smth ducky will sense it from across dimensions and come back to haunt me