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Second star to the right of the strip mall planet and then right across the space road from the taco place.

Does me being from Mars help you prove your point in any way?

[hackeo]

ooooo take me the taco place sometime ok

actually it makes u special
i mean she's bullshitting me anyway but JUST IN CASE......... idk how space world works ok 😩

[protocol]

I'll take you next time we're in the neighborhood.

[ aka never ITS IN SPACE but he can take her to get tacos ]

What's she telling you about Mars? Or space, Ifor that matter.

[hackeo]

TACO SPACE HUT (′ꈍᗜꈍ‵)🌮

[ Good enough for her! ]

she's banning me from sleeping with ppl from mars bc of the mars mother who i'm pretty sure is made up but also u have aliens and weird shit so idk!!!!!
space sounds weird no wonder monkeys and giant hamsters live there

[protocol]

Ah yeah, the Mars Mother. Things get pretty weird around Sol from what I know.

I don't think monkeys and giant hamsters made it out to where I lived.

[ ??? ]

[hackeo]

uh huh

[ SQUINTS... ]

w/e!!!
anyway idk maybe it's just the moon 😩
that's where the monkey scientist and stupid mech hamster dez thinks is SOOOOOOoooo great are from

[protocol]

Like, species that look kind of like monkeys and hamsters?

Or actual monkeys and hamsters.

[hackeo]

actual monkey scientist with a lightning gun + actual hamster in a big mech ball i'm p sure he built in the wasteland

[protocol]

Is this a human sized big mech ball or a hamster-sized big mech ball.

[hackeo]

uuuuhhh i mean it's bigger than me so ig it's human sized???
the mech not the hamster
the hamster is a little bigger than arturito and WAY less cute

[protocol]

I can tell you that we definitely don't get hamsters in human-sized mech balls in space.

[ hes not even going to ask about the actual monkey scientist. ]

[hackeo]

i mean he built the stupid mech ball in the australian wasteland after he left the moon so TECHNICALLY neither do we
we get hamsters in human-sized mech balls in australia