I've been keeping an eye on the readouts for my armor since I dropped it off at your place. Did find it weird that I haven't gotten any pings about any system access attempts. Or notifications of new modifications, or purple sparkles flying past my readouts, or whatever.
man its her she mightve 90% of the time idk what trouble she's getting into until i get the citation notice but idk does seem like how out cold u were when i had to break into ur fucking place
Yeah but me being asleep at all is a red flag. Kind of different with her.
We'll assume its the city unless we find something that tells us otherwise. Maybe rifle through her stuff a bit, see what she was up to just before she fell asleep?
I'm going to pick up some doritos and if we can eat them in her vicinity without her immediately waking up to shove them into her mouth and fall back asleep we can probably assume it's a coma.
i mean i'd like to know that u actually sorted ur fucking contract shit out and aren't just fuckin evading the law to bring doritos to the edge of the fuckin city so depends did u contract a boytoy
No. But I did get a contract. Just someone who wants out of the Down. He's staying with me and we mostly keep out of each other's way. Kind of an insomniac too, though.
I'm just going to remind you that if you do want to keep giving me shit about my boytoys I can and will just start talking to you about them in detail.
[ and he's pretty sure south would feel worse hearing about them than he would talking about 'em! ]
Ragging on your type doesn't actually discourage you from anything, that's just us having fun. This is me actually discouraging you from something.
[ except not really, because he'd just tell her no and know she would listen if it really did mean anything to him. he's still just playing, and having some fun of his own at her expense, since she's so much more squeamish about this than he tends to be. ]
I'm picking up doritos as a part of an actual test to check if your girlfriend is in a coma, we left normal behind a bit ago.
technically, sombra started it by nosing on said boys
[ That is not how that works. ]
yknow i didn't but i am not fuckin surprised like does she not think we can find the fucking taco place that we've been to fuck knows how many times on our own????
And then you started it again by bringing it up with me. Its what you get.
I can literally tell you the exact address of any taco place we've been to in the past year. Which is many of them. But I think Sombra just likes having a taco finder that isn't my brain.
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I've been keeping an eye on the readouts for my armor since I dropped it off at your place. Did find it weird that I haven't gotten any pings about any system access attempts. Or notifications of new modifications, or purple sparkles flying past my readouts, or whatever.
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she's out fuckin cold
still breathing and shit thank fuck
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Sounds like the city pulling it's shit again, unless Sombra managed to get herself into any particular kind of trouble.
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90% of the time idk what trouble she's getting into until i get the citation notice
but idk
does seem like how out cold u were when i had to break into ur fucking place
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Kind of different with her.
We'll assume its the city unless we find something that tells us otherwise. Maybe rifle through her stuff a bit, see what she was up to just before she fell asleep?
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i'd call u mr insomnia but i think ur well past that
like whole other level
i absolutely do not have access to all the shit she's actively doing but ya i'll look
bet u i find some poking around she's done on ur boytoys again
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ur pretty boy collective
ur bountiful bottoms
ur twinkied twinks
[ She is causing herself psychic damage to do this to him. ]
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i can always make the shit i say worse
ALWAYS
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no yeah that's the perfect test lbr
only being comatose can keep her frm her snacks
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Do you want to talk about my boytoys?
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evading the law
to bring doritos to the edge of the fuckin city
so depends did u contract a boytoy
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I'm just going to remind you that if you do want to keep giving me shit about my boytoys I can and will just start talking to you about them in detail.
[ and he's pretty sure south would feel worse hearing about them than he would talking about 'em! ]
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b ready for sombra to whine u didn't pick ~the spider~ or one of the boys whenever she wakes up
okay look
who said i was giving u shit!!
[ You did, South. With your fingers and words. ]
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Point still stands.
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okay okay FINE no i dont wanna hear more abt them than necessary
get me back by ragging on My type like a normal person
not that we're normal ppl tbf
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[ except not really, because he'd just tell her no and know she would listen if it really did mean anything to him. he's still just playing, and having some fun of his own at her expense, since she's so much more squeamish about this than he tends to be. ]
I'm picking up doritos as a part of an actual test to check if your girlfriend is in a coma, we left normal behind a bit ago.
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such threats against my delicate sensibilities
[ Says the woman who called them twinkied twinks like five minutes ago. ]
i mean when u put it like that
then yeah we sound fucking insane
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I'm also riding in on my bike which does look ridiculous any time I start it up. Did you know she put a taco finder in here, too?
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by nosing on said boys
[ That is not how that works. ]
yknow i didn't but i am not fuckin surprised
like does she not think we can find the fucking taco place
that we've been to fuck knows how many times
on our own????
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I can literally tell you the exact address of any taco place we've been to in the past year. Which is many of them. But I think Sombra just likes having a taco finder that isn't my brain.
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she has so many ways to find tacos she is like at all times connected to the internet
she just likes adding this shit bc she can lbr
esp to ur shit
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She definitely does. And we can always just make her some tacos.
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